My opinion on things

Jon Gosselin - I'm sorry, but I like this guy. If I was married to Kate, I'd sure as hell cheat on her. The woman is a psycho, control freak. She's bossy and naggy and just plain annoying. I read somewhere that she gave him a $5 a day allowance. Seriously?! What is wrong with her? People like her should be shot, but her kids are cute. I'm just shocked their marriage lasted this long!

American Idol - I freaking hate that show, but this whole uproar about Kris winning is ridiculous. He was obviously better than Adam Lambert. As for the whole AT&T swaying the votes by teaching people how to mass text message, STFU. Who cares! I'm sure people around the country know how to mass text message/call. I know people who have done it. Called from 3 different telephones, texted and voted on-line all at the same time. It's stupid. It's a stupid show. The only two people who really had any success were Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood. Where is Ruben Studdard? I know he just put out an album, but I doubt it's any good. Nobody has heard from Fantasia. The show fills its contestants' heads with false hopes of making it huge, and they probably won't.


Miley Cyrus - I personally don't like her, but for God's sake, why the hell would you call her fat? She's barely gone through puberty yet! Let the damn girl grow. Next, once she gets her boobs, you'll all be saying she had breast impants. It's pathetic that people have nothing better to do than to criticize other people. Get lives!

Farewell

It's a bittersweet day. My "kids" are fleeing the nest. I know they're all graduating off and going out to do amazing things, but they will be missed. They've all worked hard and deserve all the glory of success today. Congratulations to them; they are amazing Physician Assistants.

Congrats to the MCPHS Physician Assistant Studies Class of 2009.

What up VH1?

Daisy of Love? Really? I think this girl is so trashy. She looks like a hooker; her voice is annoying; and she's just a whiny crybaby. "oh no one wants to be here for me!" Maybe if she had a little class, she'd attract real men, instead of these tools that are on her show.

New York Goes to Work? Alright, so I like this show, only because I like seeing this stuck up bitch doing all these horrible jobs. Pig farmer? Come on, that's awesome. I personally would've liked to see her be a construction worker, but I didn't vote.

Charm School? I have never seen a group of more messed up women in my entired life. They are so disrespectful; they are alcoholics; they are sluts. They all should just be shot. Humanity would be better without all those women. Except KO, it was real selfless how she gave away all her clothing. Good for her.

Really those are the only shows I've seen recently. But all I know is if Bret Michaels has another ROL show, I'm going to kill myself.

Past life?

I'm pretty sure that I was a cat in a past life. I don't know anyone who has more cat-like qualities than me. Meow.

Sweet, Sweet Saturday

Spent 90% of my morning cleaning and the other 10% at the bank. I think a nice hot shower and a long nap are in order.

Friday at last.

Alas, the sun is shining and there are no clouds in the sky! My wish for rain to be gone forever has come true! You're welcome everyone!

Why, Thursday?

I am in need of a long vacation. My stress level is off the charts. Perhaps a drink this weekend is in order.

**update:
Yes, I need a drink, and a stiff one at that! Who volunteered me for this?!

Dear Wednesday, You suck.

It is the start of academic standing and three days of hell for me. It's times like this I wish I had an assistant.

Ah, Tuesday.

Happy Cinco De Mayo everybody! Another useless holiday, but a great excuse to have tacos for dinner.

Monday, Monday

So, it's Monday morning and I've made it to work without verbally assaulting anyone on the train. That's a pretty positive note to start the day off on!